Kaleb weirds some folks out in Costco

When I denied his request for Spongebob Gogurts, Kaleb made an offer that I couldn't refuse. Delivered in Kaleb volume(as if he were standing in Niagra Falls), he bargains, "I WON'T PICK YOUR BUTT IF YOU GET ME THOSE SPONGEBOB GOGURTS!".
When he sees my face, he tries again with,"I MEAN...I WON'T PUT MY HANDS ON YOUR BUTT IF YOU GET ME THAT!"

I just keep my head down and keep walking.