Kaia's 4th Grade Pioneer Day

Here is Kaia, rockin' Grandma Iola's finest for Pioneer day!

Today's Highlights

Kaia witnessed her first horribly scarring fully nude elderly gal in the women's locker room after swimming. Her expression was priceless. She proceeded to sit down with her towel covering her face. If you got close enough, you could hear her mouse volume giggle.

Gabby wailed to Pink's new song in the car and I coulda sworn she had some "sista" in her blood. Eyes closed, windpipe trembling, fist clenched.

Kaleb asked for "Fuckitos" (taquitos) again.

Penny put on some makeup with me, after saying what she always says."Mama, I sure wish I could wear make up and be pwitty like you...(sigh)...I guess I can't (second dramatic sigh)".

Benny-Danced like a homie in the car while Gabby sang "Gold Digger". He also told "Daydub"(Kaleb) to "Doh-doo-duh-WOOM!"(his reference from "No David" (Go to your room!)

Penny's Birthday-May 16th 2013

Penny turned 4 on a Thursday. She had balloons for each of her classmates, as well as little cinnamon rolls. Teacher Susan gave her a book. We went to Sylvesters for a free burger. She had a birthday wall at home of course. Oh! and she had her first breakfast in bed like a duchess!